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“I really wanted those crazy kids to make it!”

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unpopularopinionrickperry:

Rick Perry also says: It is unnecessary, wasteful and uh… what’s the third one?

(via brieana90)

“…but the softest earmuffs, amirite ppl?”

(For reasons, but mostly b/c I wish I could have seen Ralphie as a wee little pup.)

“Also, Dinoshark is amazeballs!”