May. 11, 2013
(360): DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
May. 9, 2013
Ke$ha on writing songs with her mom.
DID I MENTION HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE KE$HA?
I really didn’t want to like her.
I loooove this song. It’s creepy and gorey and kind of hilarious.
Apr. 26, 2013
I’m not a misandrist, but all MRAs are a bunch of ugly dudes who are just mad that they can’t get laid.
Apr. 23, 2013
A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane, and ill-advised, and the whole species’ existence counts on them doing it. I don’t know how women still go out with guys when you consider that there’s no greater threat to women than men. We’re the number one threat to women! Globally and historically, we’re the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women, we’re the worst thing that ever happens to them. If you’re a guy, try to imagine that you could only date a half-bear, half-lion, like, “Ugh, I hope this one’s nice.
Apr. 12, 2013
I made this for all of you.
uteruses before duderuses
Apr. 5, 2013
Omg, Christopher Hart. Breasts. Are. NOT . Muscles!
I’m starting to question if Christopher Hart has ever even seen a breast…or other human being for that matter.
[AGGRESSIVELY FLEXES BREASTS]
OMG IF THEY ARE MUSCLES CAN I WORK THAT SHIT OUT AND USE THEM IN A FUCKIN FIGHT CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT
“u wanna go u ltl bitch i can bench 100 lbs wit my titties do u even lift”
Oh God could you imagine how much better the world would be if breasts were hulking masses of muscles.
Women could walk down the street at night flashing cleavage and instead of being accused of “asking for it” the general message would translate as “COME AT ME BRO.”
Pregnant women would be like The Hulk. Oh God, there are so many wonderful possibilities.
Can this be a real thing? Please?
I have nothing to add except to convey my horror.
PS: This appears to be from one of Christopher Hart’s books on drawing.
Mar. 31, 2013
these are the best string of messages i’ve ever gotten on tumblr
i fail to see the problem here
*eats a fly*
II’M NOT AN ALIEN! Earth people make tasty sandwic… make ME tasty sandwiches, yes!
I’m screwing this up, badly, arent I?
Mar. 26, 2013
When guys joke about women having to get back in the kitchen, there’s a big fucking tumblr uproar about how horribly sexist they are. But apparently it’s okay for a woman to be a complete sexist asshole.
THIS is what a feminist is on tumblr. It’s not someone who wants equal rights for both men and women. It’s a group of women who think they’re better than men, and HERE IS YOUR PROOF.
Don’t fucking post about hating people who aren’t feminists, because obviously non feminists are better than you. We don’t act like THIS.
If this were a group of guys talking about women, let’s see…
“Only guys can play video games, don’t say you’re a female playing the games without being willing to show us your cunt. Get back in the fucking kitchen and make me a sandwich.”
And even if they’re just joking like these fucking asshole females in this post might be, they’d still get unimaginable hate messages and comments from so called feminists like these bitches.
Whether this is meant to be funny or not, maybe you six tumblr users do belong in the kitchen.
welcome to our “people who miss the point” tag
it’s a menagerie of people who don’t realize that this blog is complete and total satire of misogyny
it’s an honor regarded in high esteem; only the most steadfast idiots make it onto this list
maybe if you continue to produce such works of art, you’ll win “asshole of the year” which you can put on your resume
Mar. 25, 2013
i was wearing red lipstick, and this guy’s like how much for a bj? i’m like about the cost of your funeral. we laughed. anyway he’s dead now.
Mar. 23, 2013
Something that really gets my goat…
All men are pigs.
OMG YES! SO TRUE!
All women are bitches.
Why do people have to be so defensive of men though. It’s not like the worst thing that can happen to them in these scenarios is they don’t get laid.
What scenarios? It’s just that men are being generalised into one group of assholes based on the actions of a few, which is wrong, and also sexist. My opinion.
No one should be prejudiced against, which is why I don’t do it, but being prejudiced against someone and calling their entire gender a derogatory name just because they are of that gender is wrong.
I, in no way, say that men have it worse off or any of that crap, but my view point is as stated in what I just wrote.
”a derogatory name”
Notice how ”bitch” is a slur for a woman specifically, but men however don’t even HAVE a slur to use for their entire gender.
”men are being generalised into one group of assholes based on the actions of a few”
No, most men actually are socialized into treating women from a patriarchal standpoint and most of them use it to their advantage. What you’re refering to is probably actual cases of abuse, harrassment, assault and so on, but you don’t realize that those are all things most men do, they’re just normalized to the point where they’re not taken seriously anymore and lose the name abuse, harrassment and assault.
Oh look! It’s another silly MRA and their MRA friends who haven’t even studied the basics of feminism or sexism or patriarchy! HOW CUTE!
Lol, and here I thought the OP was going to rush to the defense of actual pigs. Silly me.
Mar. 22, 2013
I’m not a misandrist but why do people bother even putting men in movies and books? They’re just plot devices anyway and the stories would be much better without them.