I suppose I should be flattered that some people don’t believe that this pizza is actually vegan, eh? Vegan food, not so weird & disgusting & alien after all!
But still, tumblr! Click through to the source before you call me a liar (or worse, “one of those vegans who eats meat”), mkay? There you will find a full ingredient list (The meat? Lightlife Smart Bacon! The cheese? Cheddar Daiya and Follow Your Heart!) as well as a LINK TO THE ACTUAL RECIPE. I mean srsly!
This recipe is fairly similar to the original, with one key change: instead of adding the macaroni and cheese to the pizza before it’s baked, we added the mac & cheese after the pizza came out of the oven (and more sparingly, too; this pizza is more like a “regular” pizza and less like a carb pie!). Since it isn’t baked twice, the mac & cheese topping is a little creamier and soupier. There’s also some extra cheddar Daiya and margarine hiding under there - along with bits of Lightlife Smart Bacon - for added moisture. (It’s like a white pizza only orange, yo!) Here’s the recipe, give it a try!
fwiw, this was the scene as we sat down to plates loaded with pizza slices and sides of mac & cheese (we made a full recipe, of course! ALWAYS MAKE A FULL POT OF MAC & CHEESE!):
Me: I AM GOING TO GET PREGNANT WITH THIS MAC & CHEESE!
Shane: [looks of horror and revulsion; not just at the thought of sexy time with cheesy pasta, but also - presumably - because neither of us wants children, to the point that this is a condition in our prenup]
Me: I mean I’m going to eat so much that my belly bloats up to where I look pregnant. YOU KNOW, MY BABY BUMP.
And I did.
I mean, how could I not? Just look at that hot melty action. I WAS POWERLESS TO RESIST.