Oct. 4, 2012

election:

“As a woman, my health is important to me.

So when it comes to that time of the month, I don’t trust my body with just anyone.

That’s why I choose the one brand of tampon created by the people that know my body best: the gentlemen of the Republican Party.

G.O.B. Tampons — designed with all the knowledge of a woman’s anatomy that only comes from being a 60-plus-year-old conservative man.”

— Saturday Night Live

(inothernews)

(via brazilianveganfeminist)

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